Recent content by Taking Cattle

lol I can just picture walking out on stage, all oiled up, with my scrawny torso on my godzilla legs. I'd score well if the judges had bifocals.

I was a really fat kid, played a lot of sports, and found out when I lost the weight that I have legs like Tom Platz. I've got an upper body like Jim Carrey. My legs get bigger for no reason, so for the last year I've only been training them with singles, doubles, and triples while training my...